It was a damn shame when his groin was donated to charity. The Boss still played Pink Cadillac and with some coaxing, he showed that big frikken thing he calls his Jock$tocks portfolio. They say size and dancing pineapples can get you and troy back back into Sears while Rich played "Kumbaya" while wearing bell bottom pants and drinking a HUGE bloody mary. Area 51 was where we found the password to the only computer all the formulae for WSS were not hidden because we don't need the Cotters anymore.
After group therapy, Jockstocks was born.
Treatment had failed.
The new addiction snaring the psychopaths was a real sloppy piece of medial lateral ligament taken from his neighbors chicken named C. L. Uck
Dallas still sucks. The reason is Jerry Mathers wont give Eddie Haskell girl scout cookies without first having some chicken wings
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea
Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven
It's wierd being the same age as old people
My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister
I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me
I took a DNA test- God is my father
When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no
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