You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start. You know the honeymoon
The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi
needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new
Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch
with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet
and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
--David Letterman
Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon
Q: What's the difference between Obama
and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel
Q: What was the most positive result of the
"Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers
off the road.
--David Letterman
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea
Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven
It's wierd being the same age as old people
My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister
I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me
I took a DNA test- God is my father
When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no
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