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Unread 10 Oct 2017, 06:25 PM
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This came from some Canadian friends, enjoy!

A LITTLE BIT OF CANADIAN PC & TOLERANCE


Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario,
says: "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal
of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious
beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance."

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of
Ribs."

"Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods, and on the other side a liquor store called " Morehammered.."

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us." Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your
part by passing this on. - And if you are not laughing or smiling at
this point... it is either past your bedtime, or its midnight at the
oasis and time to put your camel to bed.
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