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LMAO-OT- a morning laugh for all
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no 
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13 Oct 2013, 12:02 PM
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lol
I've ALWAYS had a problem understanding words in a song. Jimmy Hendrix...I thought for years was "excuse me while I kiss this guy."!?? 
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bestest site... "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." (Albert Einstein)
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13 Oct 2013, 12:11 PM
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no
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13 Oct 2013, 04:17 PM
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I once gave my brother a desk calendar...it had a lyric like these for every day of the year ...and is a reason I listen to a lot of 'new age' instrumental
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Find us on  for updates, including site issues. Also now on Reddit, not that I'm sure what we're doing there yet.Don't piss off old people- the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent. I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well crap, that didn't work'. Of all the things I've lost over the years, I think I miss my metabolism most of all. Nachos are just tacos that don't have their s_it together. I'm not adding this year to my age because I really didn't use it. Ever notice that extra fries and exercise sound a lot alike?
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13 Oct 2013, 04:34 PM
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"Blinded by the light..........."
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no
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13 Oct 2013, 10:51 PM
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I've always heard that Hendrix tune the same way.
Don't forget Pear Jam's tribute to the Village People with Jeremy: Jeremy's pokin' my #$$ today. Or AC/DC's Dirty Feet and the Thunder Chief
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