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How to write a tactful letter to the NAACP
This was written to the head of the NAACP in Atlanta on the
> Michael Vick affair. I love it when a person can gently yet > logically put things into perspective. > > > Saturday, August 18, 2007 > An Open Letter to the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP > > Dear Dr. R L White, Head of the Atlanta Chapter of the NAACP, > > My name is Mike. I am 27, and I am neither a member of your > organization nor a resident of Atlanta. Normally I wouldn't bother you, > but then I came across this article, and it compelled me to write. > > Since I am white, I am going to tread carefully, so as not to offend > your gentle sensibilities. But, Dr. White, you are a dumb azz. > ; > Speaking for white people everywhere, let me fill you in on something. > This case was not a race issue. It was about killing dogs. And if > there is one thing people don't stand for, regardless of race, it's > killing dogs. You compared it to deer hunting. Again, Dr. White, you > are a dumb azz. When was the last time a deer greeted you at the door > when you got home from work? Or curled up next to you and gently > nuzzled in to take a nap? Dogs are pets, you moron. They aren't meant > to be killed for sport. The failure to make this distinction only makes > you look more stupid. > > Sorry, I lost my temper there. > > Here's the thing, Dr. White. The reason people were outraged by this > was because he killed dogs. If Ben Roethlisberger or Brett Favre had > done it, the reaction would have been the same, I guarantee you. The > difference is, had Ben Roethlisberger or Brett Favre done this, you > wouldn't see white supporters rallying behind them, proclaiming he was > innocent in the face of mountains of damning evidence, supporting him > regardless of the outcome. Let me let you in on a secret about white > people; when one of our own makes us look bad, we condemn him and disown > them. I suggest you adopt a similar policy If your group's mission is > truly to advance "colored" people (your word, not mine) you'd > disassociate from the idiots in your race. It can't go wrong, trust me. > > Anyway, Dr. White, I don't want this to come off as racist, because it > isn't. Michael Vick is a despicable person who happens to be black. > The sooner you realize that, the less of a dumb azz you'll look like. > > Sincerely, > > Mike > >
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