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Unread 07 May 2007, 02:43 PM
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Default Wine vs Water

which is better for you?

Wine vs. Water

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end
of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia
coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey
or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink
water and be full of shiznit.


There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm
doing it as a public service.
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