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Unread 27 Aug 2010, 11:18 PM
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Default The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

Well, I can't really relate but it's funny

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
· Californians shiver uncontrollably.[/font]
· Canadians plant gardens.[/font]

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
· Italian Cars won't start
· Canadians drive with the windows down[/font]

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
· American water freezes
· Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
· New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
· Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
· Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
· Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9° Fahrenheit (-78.5° C)
· Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
· Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
· Ethyl alcohol freezes.
· Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg

-459.67° Fahrenheit (-273.15° C)
· Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
· Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
· Hell freezes over.
· The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup
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Unread 28 Aug 2010, 05:52 PM
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true story!!

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now you Canucks may think noone in the US knows cold......you know I live in South Dakota.......

here's a true story, tho........years ago I was in Honolulu and laughing at ppl wearing jackets when it got into the low 60s....but it's funny how quickly you aclimate because I was there 3 months when it got down to 59..............and even I was cold....

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