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Moose tries to become a Jackrabbit
So, I don't exactly live in moose territory, but for whatever reason one shows up once in awhile. Yesterday? A young male (likely the same one spotted in a MN town a few days ago) suddenly appeared not just in the college town I live near, but right on the SDSU football field (sidebar, yes the field is now named Dykhouse Field and nobody seems bothered by the fact whichever way you pronounce that it doesn't sound right)
The biggest rivalry game of the year in FCS football will be on that field Saturday afternoon between the NDSU Bison (the Carson Wents/Trey Lance/8 out of last 10 NCs) play the SDSU Jackrabbits (who lost last year's NC when their star QB was lost for the game on the opening drive) But the field had separate excitement yesterday when a large brown animal NOT a bison found itself on the field with noone to play with. https://www.keloland.com/keloland-co...ra-in-luverne/
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My only moose encounter was in 1969 when stationed in Newfoundland. Takeaways...........
1. They are bigger than I thought. 2. They're ugly as hell 3. They're mean as hell.
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yeah, when a full grown moose is taller than you AT THE SHOULDERS....
well, if you were that ugly, you'd be mean, too
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Find us on for updates, including site issues. Also now on Reddit, not that I'm sure what we're doing there yet. Don't piss off old people- the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent. I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well crap, that didn't work'. Of all the things I've lost over the years, I think I miss my metabolism most of all. Nachos are just tacos that don't have their s_it together. I'm not adding this year to my age because I really didn't use it. Ever notice that extra fries and exercise sound a lot alike? |