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I had Lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our Relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, Stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.

My engaged Friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me in a black leather bodice, tall
Stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made
passionate love all night long.

The Mistress:

The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a Raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels
And Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat
He didn't say a word, But he started to tremble and
we had wild sex all Night.

Then I had to share my Story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
"What's for Dinner, Batman?
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my 19 year old daughter has informed me....i a grandpa in november
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I take it becoming a grandpa...at least in this situation...doesn't agree with you...
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Of all the things I've lost over the years, I think I miss my metabolism most of all.
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their s_it together.
I'm not adding this year to my age because I really didn't use it.
Ever notice that extra fries and exercise sound a lot alike?
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Congrats!

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I take it becoming a grandpa...at least in this situation...doesn't agree with you...
thank you nick...
and sure...wth?....i old enough on paper.
and she half way to fat and happy!!
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well congrats from me as well.........just wasn't sure you were happy 'bout it with that sarcasm smiley
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Don't piss off old people- the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent.
I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well crap, that didn't work'.
Of all the things I've lost over the years, I think I miss my metabolism most of all.
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their s_it together.
I'm not adding this year to my age because I really didn't use it.
Ever notice that extra fries and exercise sound a lot alike?
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