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Unread 16 Nov 2015, 06:49 PM
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Tyrone was having trouble in
> school. His teacher was always yelling at him,
> "You're driving me crazy,Tyrone, can’t you learn
> anything!!? One day Tyrone's mother came to school
> to check on how he was doing. The teacher told
> her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster,
> getting very low marks, and that she had never seen
> such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was
> so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son
> from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to
> Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was
> diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease.
> All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart
> surgery, which only one surgeon at
> the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no
> other options, the teacher decided to have the
> operation, which
> was remarkably successful. When she opened her eyes after
> the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at
> her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her
> face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying
> to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor was
> shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly.
> Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a
> janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the
> life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum
> cleaner. If you
> thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there
> is a high likelihood that you will vote for
> Hillary.
>
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in a perfect world, noone would be ABLE to vote for Hillary.....not even Tyrone
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