08 Feb 2008, 04:56 PM
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The sensitive man
The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar.They talk; they connect; they endup leaving together.
They get back to his place,and as he shows her around his apartment.She notices that one wall of hisbedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,cuddly teddy bears.
There are three shelves in thebedroom,with hundreds and hundreds of cute,cuddly teddy bears carefully placedin rows, covering the entire wall!
It was obvious that he had takenquite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touchedby th e amount of thought he hadput into organizing the display.
There were small bears all alongthe bottom shelf,medium-sized bears covering thelength of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears runningall the way along the top shelf.
She found it strange for anobviously masculine guy to have such a large collection ofTeddy Bearsand she is quite impressed by hissensitive side.But, doesn't mention this to him.
They share a bottle of wine andcontinue talking and, after awhile, she finds herselfthinking,< B>'Oh my God! Maybe, this guycould be the one! Maybe he could be the futurefather of my children?' She turns to him and kisses himlightly on the lips.He responds warmly.
They continue to kiss, the passionbuildsand he romantically lifts her inhis arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other'sclothes and make hot, steamy love.She is so overwhelmed that sheresponds with more passion, more creativity, and more heat than shehas ever known.
After an intense, explosive nightof raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together inthe afterglow.The woman rolls over, gentlystrokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek,looks deeply into her eyes, and says:
'Help yourself to any prizefrom the middle shelf'
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