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People on grocery lines with more items than the sign says is allowed.
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Old people driving 10 below the posted speed limit ... in a 35mph zone.
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so young people going 25 in a 35 is OK by you?
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people that cruise in the passing lane...passing NOFREAKINBODY
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no |
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When someone asks you a question and when you give them your answer they ask..."are you sure?"
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no |
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Rush hour traffic.
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my weight, age, and hairline....in no particular order
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Find us on ![]() I just burned 2000 calories! That's the last time I put brownies in the oven while I nap. My ex still misses me....but her aim is improving. Don't worry, I've had both my shots- today, I chose Goldschlager. Don't piss off old people- the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent. I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well crap, that didn't work'. |
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bait and switch
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no |
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throw teeth in there for me and 'ditto!'
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Anyone at a check-out counter that writes a check...
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when I am on a job and the woman of the house biatches about how "unhandy" her husband is...how he mucked this up and how he did this etc.......
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no |
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job hunting
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Find us on ![]() I just burned 2000 calories! That's the last time I put brownies in the oven while I nap. My ex still misses me....but her aim is improving. Don't worry, I've had both my shots- today, I chose Goldschlager. Don't piss off old people- the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent. I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well crap, that didn't work'. |
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dodging people that back out onto a 45 mph road without looking. Actually did some damage to my truck because of it...stupid jackazzes.
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no |
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disrespect
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bestest site... "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." (Albert Einstein) |