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the Wish Crusher
Stole this from another board, but it's fun.
You make a wish and the next person grants it to you, but there's an exception to the wish for example: ME - I wish I had a million dollars YOU - Granted, but you can only spend it buying lap dances from Rosie O'Donell. then YOU get to make the next wish!!! To sum up... each post grants a wish, and crushes it. then makes the next wish... I'll start: I wish I won't feel so tired tomorrow.
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I grant you your wish for energy but you'll have to use it shoveling stalls at Churchhill Downs.
I wish I had a single digit handicap in golf.
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I wish our traffic ranking here at Jockstocks rivalled that of ESPN. |
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I'd like to try but...all afternoon now, I cannot come up with something negative 'bout your wish...so..
traffic volumes to match granted...but troy buys top 4 tv's and is elected public relations rep. Also polices the boards. I wish I was better edjyoukaytid!
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bestest site... "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." (Albert Einstein) Reason: spelling! |
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You've got your education but you're going to have to use it as a resident liason from Guantanamo Bay.
I wish I could go back and do my last year of High School over.
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no |
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wish to do last year of high school granted- but your prom date is Jerri Blank I wish I could become the rock star I once thought I could be |
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rock star granted, but your plane crashes in route to the first show. I wish there were everlasting peace.
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2007 & 2008 MNF Winner "In design, sometime one plus one equals three" -AlbersMember, Conservative Independent Witness Protection Program since Nov. 5, 2008 My Facebook Profile If you can read this, thank a Teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier.
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I grant you the wish of everlasting pease but now you must sleep with bea auther every night...
I wish I wasn't a geek |
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Granted Instead, you are now a dweeb
I wish for an convertible SS Camaro with a kick-butt system!!!
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2007 & 2008 MNF Winner "In design, sometime one plus one equals three" -AlbersMember, Conservative Independent Witness Protection Program since Nov. 5, 2008 My Facebook Profile If you can read this, thank a Teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier.
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Your wish for having the most tricked out camaro is granted but you can only listen to Yanni
I wish I had 10 more feet of snow to shovel |
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I see...you don't want our traffic to be negatively effected, but you can crash my plane?
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I saw that coming too Protect the game, but Orren... meh
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2007 & 2008 MNF Winner "In design, sometime one plus one equals three" -AlbersMember, Conservative Independent Witness Protection Program since Nov. 5, 2008 My Facebook Profile If you can read this, thank a Teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier.
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I wish I had Bill's convertible SS Camaro (since he crashed my plane) |
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Thanks orren, I love Yanni
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Granted!!! But you have to shovel it with a teaspoon. I wish the Phillies win the 2008 World Series!!!
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2007 & 2008 MNF Winner "In design, sometime one plus one equals three" -AlbersMember, Conservative Independent Witness Protection Program since Nov. 5, 2008 My Facebook Profile If you can read this, thank a Teacher. If it is in English, thank a Soldier.
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