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wish granted....but the championship is in air hockey
this is from a joke I heard years ago- I wish that whenever I put my hand in my pocket, there was just enough money to buy whatever it is I was wanting to at that moment. |
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Granted but you must give it all to charity
I wish it would stop snowing... (6 ft tall bankings are starting to attack back) |
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I wish I could live closer to Natalie. Nick |
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Problem is....she's dating someone else now..... I wish I had top-soil in my backyard instead of the sugar sand I have.
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dang it Nick, its raining buckets now!!! no joke
mike |
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I do what I can
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I wish I wasn't tired |
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You were spot on. I ended up having my worst trip in a long time. Meanwhile, my relatively inexperienced friend was way up. Between the two of us, we ended up $100 down.
Not bad for a day and a half of poker with comped room and excellent meals Granted. But if you don't sleep, we may be revisiting this in 18 hours I wish my VCR doesn't conk out while taping the Daytona 500 on Sunday
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I wish for new golf clubs
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Wish granted --- but clubs tailored for Warwick Davis, heck of a deal, though!
I wish women could never change their mind. One way or the other...dammitt!
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granted but the woman you are fixed with now comes with a patch kit
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her... |
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I wish I could get by on 4 hours of sleep a night so I had more hours to get crap done. |
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FOUL :nono: ONE wish per customer... ...wasted my wish...still got no-one....valentines day...sob!!
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bestest site... "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." (Albert Einstein) |
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Metamusil
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bestest site... "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." (Albert Einstein) |
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I was doing it to be a smart ---... thats actully the "chorus" to a mid 90s rap song... points if you can tell me artist and title
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