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Congrats
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Marcus Smart - Defensive POY Scottie Barnes - ROY Paddy Mills - Sportsmanship award Coach of the year finalists: Taylor Jenkins Erik Spoelstra Monty Williams ** Most improved finalists: Darius Garland, Cleveland Cavaliers * Ja Morant, Memphis Grizzlies* Dejounte Murray, San Antonio Spurs MVP finalists: Giannis Antetokounmpo, Milwaukee Bucks Joel Embiid, Philadelphia 76ers Nikola Jokić, Denver Nuggets ** 6th man of the year finalists: Tyler Herro, Miami Heat** Cam Johnson, Phoenix Suns Kevin Love, Cleveland Cavaliers my picks * winner *
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Mets pitching staff on the combined no-no.
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YELCH
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J.T. well done.
Came from 7 back in a major...... 15 wins.....2 majors....29 yrs old....... 2.7 mil paycheck..........
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Boston Celtics
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Dylan Cease.........no earned runs in 5 straight starts
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Shohei Ohtani............
8 rbi on Tues night...........13 K's on Wed night....never been done before.
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Two of the very best in the game on the same team.....and they're still currently well out of the playoff picture...again
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Colorado Avalanche on your Stanley Cup Championship.
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They may have won a championship, but apparently they have lost an "E."
LOL!
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St Louis Cardinals
Back to back to back to back.....HR's Only the 11th time it has been done - - -
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The Twins pulled off the first 8-5 triple play in recorded MLB history Monday night.
Runners on 1st and 2nd, ball driven to the right center field fence....most CFs wouldn't get to it, but Buxton was out there.....White Sox runners not only assumed it wouldn't be caught, but Moncada (who was on first) was half way to third....when Buxton caught it, fired back to Urshela, who tagged one runner and stepped on 2nd to complete the historic triple play.......which should be called the WTH were they thinking play from Chicago's viewpoint.
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Novak Djokovic
21st Major 7th Wimbeldon 4th in a row A truly class guy.
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Elena Rybakina
1st Major 1st career final (Crazy about Dutchess Kate)
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