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Unread 14 Feb 2012, 12:13 PM
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Default You know the honeymoon is over, when the comedians start. You know the honeymoon

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
--Jay Leno


America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi
needs a Halloween mask.
--Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new
Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you
has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brien


Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch
with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
--Jay Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet
and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers,
and threats to society. The other is for housing
prisoners.
--David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat
in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink,
who would be saved?
A: America!
--Jimmy Fallon


Q: What's the difference between Obama
and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
--Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the
"Cash for Clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers
off the road.
--David Letterman
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