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Grandpas don't ALways know...
4 yr old Hunter was staying with his grandfather for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house
and asked, “Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?” His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell him the truth. “Well, Hunter, it's called sexual intercourse.” “Oh, OK” little Hunter said and went back outside to play with the other kids. A bit later he came back in and said disgustedly, “Grandpa, it's not called sexual intercourse. It's called bunk beds. And Jimmy’s mom wants to talk to you.”
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