Nigerian Scams...LMAO LMAO

[rich76]

So....I received one of these joke of a scams from Africa and decided to test them out and have a little fun at the same time......This is the email I received (you've all seen them before

Greetings:

Today We the United Bank For Africa has decided to package your total fund
of USD $10.5Million with all the needed Documents such as Money Laundry
Certificate, Tax Certificate, Clearance Certificate etc to ensure you
confirm your Consignment safely. We don't want to delay your fund anymore
and that's the main reason we decided to package it in a Consignment box
and send it to you through FIRST FLIGHT DELIVERY Company as the Consignment

is currently with them now.

You have to contact the FIRST FLIGHT Manager Dr. Robert Dennis with your

delivery particulars such as:

Name:
Country:.
Home Address:
Telephone:
Postal Code:
Airport:

Contact them via email as shown below:

Dr. Robert Dennis/ DHL Manager
Republic of Nigeria
Telephone# (+234) 8140 912149

Note that the fund is in ATM MasterCard. Kindly indicate the registration
code of [#909/FFD/2022] when contacting them and let us know
immediately you confirm your Consignment from them and be informed that
all you have to pay them to receive your package is USD$50.00 only. Thanks
for being patient while we will be expecting your response.

Yours In Service!
Mrs Lilian Clinton

I strained my brain to come up with an appropriate response....and this is what I came up with

1. Harry Balsack
2. USA
3. 69 Butt Hole Rd
Bendover, Del
4. 66666
5. 212-479-7990
6. LAG

BTW...that phone number is an old "rejection Line" used by people that do not want to give out their real #s when asked . so I'm wondering....is there ANY way that they would believe/respond to that nonsense I sent them? Well this is what I received a little while ago

Thank you Harry Balsack for contacting me for the delivery of your
consignment box which was deposited in this office by Mrs Lilian Clinton, we have also made all proper arrangement on your delivery
and it will take our delivery agent 48 hours to arrive in your
doorstep and deliver your consignment, You are advised to
use the below receivers name to send the security keeping fee of
$50usd for your delivery to start immediately the payment has been confirmed from you .

Be note that as soon as the $50usd is received from you we will
commence your delivery and also send you the tracking number asap not afterword

Western Union or MoneyGram

RECEIVER'S NAME: OBORJI SENIOR

CITY: - Lagos

COUNTRY: - NIGERIA

TEXT Question: - COLOR

TEXT Answer: - GREEN

AMOUNT: - $50.00 USD

World Remit payment information

Name: Oborji Senior
Phone number: 08112832983
Address: No 17 OG Kayode Ayetintu Ota
Location: Nigerian
City: Lagos


If you can't send money through western union, MoneyGram or world Remit then go to the store and buy iTunes Gift Card or Steam Wallet Card And get back to us with the payment receipt.

I look forward to receiving the copy Id and the payment of $50usd.

WhatsApp number +234 907 748 9243

Best regards
Dr. Robert Denis

[jbrune56]

Hey that's my money! He promised that to me!