Take THAT wench

[rich76]

I asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.

So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman who is seated over there." and indicated towards me with a nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the me, then decided to send a reply to me by a note.

The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to me.


The note read:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants".

After reading the note, I decided to compose one of my own in return. I folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.


It read:

"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be, I have a Ferrari Maranello, BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche Turbo in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen , Miami , and a 10,000 acre ranch in Louisiana. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."