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wish granted....but the championship is in air hockey

this is from a joke I heard years ago- I wish that whenever I put my hand in my pocket, there was just enough money to buy whatever it is I was wanting to at that moment.
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Granted but you must give it all to charity

I wish it would stop snowing... (6 ft tall bankings are starting to attack back)
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Granted but you must give it all to charity

I wish it would stop snowing... (6 ft tall bankings are starting to attack back)
Granted. It is now raining.

I wish I could live closer to Natalie.

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Granted. It is now raining.

I wish I could live closer to Natalie.

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Granted..you now live next door.

Problem is....she's dating someone else now.....

I wish I had top-soil in my backyard instead of the sugar sand I have.
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dang it Nick, its raining buckets now!!! no joke

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dang it Nick, its raining buckets now!!! no joke

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Granted..you now live next door.

Problem is....she's dating someone else now.....

I wish I had top-soil in my backyard instead of the sugar sand I have.
Granted, but you will never have an under par score again

I wish I wasn't tired
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wish granted...it's just not profitable for you!
You were spot on. I ended up having my worst trip in a long time. Meanwhile, my relatively inexperienced friend was way up. Between the two of us, we ended up $100 down.

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I wish I wasn't tired
Granted. But if you don't sleep, we may be revisiting this in 18 hours

I wish my VCR doesn't conk out while taping the Daytona 500 on Sunday
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I wish my VCR doesn't conk out while taping the Daytona 500 on Sunday
granted but you're going to program the wrong channel and have to watch a 4 hour marathon of Hanna Montana

I wish for new golf clubs
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I wish for new golf clubs
Wish granted --- but clubs tailored for Warwick Davis, heck of a deal, though!

I wish women could never change their mind. One way or the other...dammitt!
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granted but the woman you are fixed with now comes with a patch kit

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her...
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granted but the woman you are fixed with now comes with a patch kit

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her...
Wish granted....but they call her The Maller by day and The Mauler by night

I wish I could get by on 4 hours of sleep a night so I had more hours to get crap done.
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granted but the woman you are fixed with now comes with a patch kit

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her...


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ONE wish per customer...

...wasted my wish...still got no-one....valentines day...sob!!
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ONE wish per customer...

...wasted my wish...still got no-one....valentines day...sob!!
I was doing it to be a smart ---... thats actully the "chorus" to a mid 90s rap song... points if you can tell me artist and title
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