Today is the day...

[ProneEisenrott]

...that I became a Jock$tocks trillionaire. Just the twelfth Jock$tocks trillionaire in history, to be exact. Here is the recently published article in the Wall Street Journal:

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April 24, 2021
Wall Street Journal

From his humble beginnings as a $10-millionaire, former Wall Street Sports trader, Prone Eisenrott, has spent the last decade putting his skills to a new challenge at Jock$tocks, where successfully navigated the murky waters of fantasy athlete stock trading and soon reached a level of success not seen by Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, or even Jeff Bezos. When asked about his most recent accomplishment, Prone remained humble, stating "It's not really a big deal to me. I'm just doing what I love. Plus, it's not like I can spend the money anyway."

Prone's down-to-earth, workaday attitude was evident with every statement he made during our interview. And while it is true that he won't be able to spend the money, it's also true that he won't be taxed on the money either. Now that's a kind of currency we would all love to own.
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