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ASSuming
Tyrone was having trouble in
> school. His teacher was always yelling at him, > "You're driving me crazy,Tyrone, can’t you learn > anything!!? One day Tyrone's mother came to school > to check on how he was doing. The teacher told > her honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, > getting very low marks, and that she had never seen > such a stupid boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was > so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son > from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to > Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was > diagnosed with an almost incurable cardiac disease. > All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart > surgery, which only one surgeon at > the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no > other options, the teacher decided to have the > operation, which > was remarkably successful. When she opened her eyes after > the surgery she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at > her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her > face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying > to tell him something but quickly died. The doctor was > shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. > Then he turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a > janitor in the Clinic, who had unplugged the > life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum > cleaner. If you > thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there > is a high likelihood that you will vote for > Hillary. >
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in a perfect world, noone would be ABLE to vote for Hillary.....not even Tyrone
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