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Unread 15 Jul 2011, 11:12 AM
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People on grocery lines with more items than the sign says is allowed.
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Old people driving 10 below the posted speed limit ... in a 35mph zone.
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so young people going 25 in a 35 is OK by you?

People who follow 1 car length behind me at 75mph on the interstate...not a freeway, interstate...
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people that cruise in the passing lane...passing NOFREAKINBODY
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so young people going 25 in a 35 is OK by you?

People who follow 1 car length behind me at 75mph on the interstate...not a freeway, interstate...
How many 25-year-old's do you know that drive 10 below in a 35?
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When someone asks you a question and when you give them your answer they ask..."are you sure?"
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Rush hour traffic.
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my weight, age, and hairline....in no particular order
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I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well crap, that didn't work'.
Of all the things I've lost over the years, I think I miss my metabolism most of all.
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their s_it together.
I'm not adding this year to my age because I really didn't use it.
Ever notice that extra fries and exercise sound a lot alike?
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bait and switch
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my weight, age, and hairline....in no particular order
throw teeth in there for me and 'ditto!'
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Anyone at a check-out counter that writes a check...
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when I am on a job and the woman of the house biatches about how "unhandy" her husband is...how he mucked this up and how he did this etc.......
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job hunting
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Don't piss off old people- the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent.
I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well crap, that didn't work'.
Of all the things I've lost over the years, I think I miss my metabolism most of all.
Nachos are just tacos that don't have their s_it together.
I'm not adding this year to my age because I really didn't use it.
Ever notice that extra fries and exercise sound a lot alike?
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dodging people that back out onto a 45 mph road without looking. Actually did some damage to my truck because of it...stupid jackazzes.
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disrespect
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