the Wish Crusher

[Bill Shaw]

Stole this from another board, but it's fun.

You make a wish and the next person grants it to you, but there's an exception to the wish

for example:

ME - I wish I had a million dollars

YOU - Granted, but you can only spend it buying lap dances from Rosie O'Donell.

then YOU get to make the next wish!!!

To sum up...

each post grants a wish, and crushes it.

then makes the next wish...

I'll start: I wish I won't feel so tired tomorrow.

[rich76]

I grant you your wish for energy but you'll have to use it shoveling stalls at Churchhill Downs.


I wish I had a single digit handicap in golf.

[SiteWolf]

Originally Posted by rich76

I grant you your wish for energy but you'll have to use it shoveling stalls at Churchhill Downs.


I wish I had a single digit handicap in golf.

I grant you your single digit handicap....but the digit is your left index finger.

I wish our traffic ranking here at Jockstocks rivalled that of ESPN.

[yon Beast]

I'd like to try but...all afternoon now, I cannot come up with something negative 'bout your wish...so..

traffic volumes to match granted...but troy buys top 4 tv's and is elected public relations rep. Also polices the boards.


I wish I was better edjyoukaytid!

[rich76]

Originally Posted by smsab

I wish I was better edjyoukaytid!

You've got your education but you're going to have to use it as a resident liason from Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I could go back and do my last year of High School over.

[SiteWolf]

Originally Posted by rich76

You've got your education but you're going to have to use it as a resident liason from Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I could go back and do my last year of High School over.

re my wish smsab...you coulda said something like traffic wish granted...but ESPN falls off the map...lol

wish to do last year of high school granted- but your prom date is Jerri Blank

I wish I could become the rock star I once thought I could be