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Unread 15 Jun 2017, 07:15 PM
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Default Bravo.......much applause

from a lady named Marilyn Stanley McKellips.


Dear Hollywood. The Only Reason You Exist..

The only reason you exist is for my entertainment.

Some of you are beautiful. Some of you can deliver a line with such conviction that you bring tears to my eyes.

Some of you are so convincing that you scare the crap out of me. And others are so funny you can make me laugh uncontrollably.

But you all have one thing in common.

You only exist and have a place in my world to entertain me.

That's it. Nothing else!

You make your living pretending to be someone else.

You play dress-up like a 5-year-old. Your world is a make believe world.

It is not real.

It doesn't exist.

You live for the camera while the rest of us live in the real world.

Your entire existence depends on my patronage.

I crank the organ and you dance.

Therefore, I don't care where you stand on issues.

Honestly, your opinion means nothing to me.

Just because you had a lead role in a movie about prostitution doesn't mean you know what it's like to be a prostitute.

Your view matters about as much to me as that of a someone living in Timbuktu.

Believe me or not, the hard truth is that you aren't real.

I leave the theater, turn off my TV or shut down my computer and you cease to exist.

Once I am done with you, I go back to the real world until I want you to entertain me again.

I don't care that you think BP executives deserve the death penalty.

I don't care what you think about the environment.

I don't care if you believe fracking is bad.

I don't care if you call for more gun control.

I don't care if you believe in catastrophic human-induced global warming.

And I could not care less that you supported Hillary for President.

Get back into your bubble. I'll let you know when I'm in the mood for something pretty or scary or funny.

And one other thing.

What was with all this "I'll leave the country if Donald Trump wins”?

Don't you realize how stupid that made you sound?

What did you think my reaction was going to be? I better not vote for Trump or we'll lose Whoopi Goldberg?

Al Sharpton? Amy Schumer?

Leave. I don't care! And don't let the door hit you in the azz on your way out.

Make
me laugh. Make me cry. Even scare me. But realize this, the only words
of yours that matter " are scripted " —just like your lives.

I may agree with some of you from time to time, but in the final analysis, it doesn't matter.

In my world, you exist solely for my entertainment.

So, shut your mouth and dance, monkey, dance!

And that goes for you Broadway Brats too!!
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Unread 15 Jun 2017, 07:17 PM
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I, personally,do not think it is ALL of Hollywood. There are a number of very famous folks that are not as stupid as the rest. Also, a few actual geniuses....IE James Woods.
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boy, would I ever love to be able to do that....rip a strip off

calm anger, lol
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Unread 18 Jun 2017, 08:16 AM
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woo-hoooooooo

calm anger....an oxymoron I have not heard yet.
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea
Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven
It's wierd being the same age as old people
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I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me
I took a DNA test- God is my father
When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no
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