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Unread 04 Mar 2008, 06:44 PM
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I wish I married to the ugliest girl in the world
granted but she's only 16 and you're stuck with her for a loooooooooooong time

I wish everyone here a piece of powerball.
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I wish everyone here a piece of powerball.
is that what they're calling it in North Carolina?

here we just call it sex



wish granted.....but with so many sharing the winnings, the only real winner is the IRS.......the rest of us each get enough for a happy meal

I wish smsab could eat his gravy flavored potato chips
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I wish smsab could eat his gravy flavored potato chips
Granted!!! http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=959 Google rocks

I wish my new auto search goes well
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Granted!!! http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=959 Google rocks

I wish my new auto search goes well
Granted ... but it's set to only search for links to Yanni songs

I wish the stat feeds worked correctly every day and on time.
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Granted ... but it's set to only search for links to Yanni songs
hmmm... repeats!!!...already!


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Your wish for having the most tricked out camaro is granted but you can only listen to Yanni


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I wish the stat feeds worked correctly every day and on time.
Wish...granted! All sports.... except Hockey,Football, Baseball Nascar, Golf, Basketball and Cricket...to be fed daily and on time!

I wish the market page would sort for me!!
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Your wish for having the most tricked out camaro is granted but you can only listen to Yanni
YO Guys!!! I guess it's a LOCK now that I'll keep the ol' F150 also. 10mpg is one thing, but at least I know the tunes work

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I wish the market page would sort for me!!
Granted. But not on the Top 30 page. Gotta' sort from the sport specific pages, just like everyone else

I wish the Phils would have a starting pitcher capable of getting out of the 2nd Inning with a lead this year...
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I wish the Phils would have a starting pitcher capable of getting out of the 2nd Inning with a lead this year...

Easy wish to grant....triple it even...in 162 games, Phillies will leave second inning WITH the lead....THREE times!!


While there is still time ....I want to wish the Washington Capitals into the second round of play-offs.
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I wish I could get by on 4 hours of sleep a night so I had more hours to get crap done.[/quote]

But you have Frequent Urination Syndrome.

I wish my boss would retire.
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I wish I could get by on 4 hours of sleep a night so I had more hours to get crap done.
But you have Frequent Urination Syndrome.

I wish my boss would retire.[/quote]

Granted... but just before he retires, he fires you...

I wish I could remember what I Was going to wish for
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While there is still time ....I want to wish the Washington Capitals into the second round of play-offs.

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Easy wish to grant....triple it even...in 162 games, Phillies will leave second inning WITH the lead....THREE times!!


While there is still time ....I want to wish the Washington Capitals into the second round of play-offs.
They steal the spot from the Flyers, AND want to advance, also?

I may not be the particular genie for this one, but wish you luck none the less...
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They steal the spot from the Flyers, AND want to advance, also?

I may not be the particular genie for this one, but wish you luck none the less...
It is Carolina who has backed out of the play-offs...
Philly is in and with one more win will send Ottawa to eight seed (vs Pitt/Mon). I know they are happy to be in the play-offs...but those top four teams in the east are teams that no-one wants to play in the first round I am sure!

Congrats to Philly....hope they meet the Caps in a round or two!!!!
Regular Season ends tomorrow night (Sunday)!
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I wish I could remember what I Was going to wish for
granted....password to memory file is *******XHE

I wish...I could play 'nice' with 'others'
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granted....password to memory file is *******XHE

I wish...I could play 'nice' with 'others'
Granted.... But they don't play nice with you... hope you have AFLAC

I wish that golf was a more exciting sport to watch...
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