the Wish Crusher

[Bill Shaw]

Stole this from another board, but it's fun.

You make a wish and the next person grants it to you, but there's an exception to the wish

for example:

ME - I wish I had a million dollars

YOU - Granted, but you can only spend it buying lap dances from Rosie O'Donell.

then YOU get to make the next wish!!!

To sum up...

each post grants a wish, and crushes it.

then makes the next wish...

I'll start: I wish I won't feel so tired tomorrow.

[rich76]

I grant you your wish for energy but you'll have to use it shoveling stalls at Churchhill Downs.


I wish I had a single digit handicap in golf.

[SiteWolf]

Originally Posted by rich76

I grant you your wish for energy but you'll have to use it shoveling stalls at Churchhill Downs.


I wish I had a single digit handicap in golf.

I grant you your single digit handicap....but the digit is your left index finger.

I wish our traffic ranking here at Jockstocks rivalled that of ESPN.

[yon Beast]

I'd like to try but...all afternoon now, I cannot come up with something negative 'bout your wish...so..

traffic volumes to match granted...but troy buys top 4 tv's and is elected public relations rep. Also polices the boards.


I wish I was better edjyoukaytid!

[rich76]

Originally Posted by smsab

I wish I was better edjyoukaytid!

You've got your education but you're going to have to use it as a resident liason from Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I could go back and do my last year of High School over.

[SiteWolf]

Originally Posted by rich76

You've got your education but you're going to have to use it as a resident liason from Guantanamo Bay.

I wish I could go back and do my last year of High School over.

re my wish smsab...you coulda said something like traffic wish granted...but ESPN falls off the map...lol

wish to do last year of high school granted- but your prom date is Jerri Blank

I wish I could become the rock star I once thought I could be

[Bill Shaw]

Originally Posted by SiteWolf

you coulda said something like traffic wish granted...but ESPN falls off the map...lol

exactly what I was gonna' post But just couldn't do it

rock star granted, but your plane crashes in route to the first show.

I wish there were everlasting peace.

[pimpkid]

I grant you the wish of everlasting pease but now you must sleep with bea auther every night...

I wish I wasn't a geek

[Bill Shaw]

Granted Instead, you are now a dweeb

I wish for an convertible SS Camaro with a kick-butt system!!!

[pimpkid]

Your wish for having the most tricked out camaro is granted but you can only listen to Yanni

I wish I had 10 more feet of snow to shovel

[SiteWolf]

Originally Posted by Bill Shaw

exactly what I was gonna' post But just couldn't do it

rock star granted, but your plane crashes in route to the first show.

I wish there were everlasting peace.

I see...you don't want our traffic to be negatively effected, but you can crash my plane?

[Bill Shaw]

Originally Posted by SiteWolf

I see...you don't want our traffic to be negatively effected, but you can crash my plane?

LOL

I saw that coming too

Protect the game, but Orren... meh

[SiteWolf]

Originally Posted by pimpkid

Your wish for having the most tricked out camaro is granted but you can only listen to Yanni

I wish I had 10 more feet of snow to shovel

granted....but you can only listen to Yanni

I wish I had Bill's convertible SS Camaro (since he crashed my plane)

[pimpkid]

Thanks orren, I love Yanni

[Bill Shaw]

Originally Posted by SiteWolf

I wish I had Bill's convertible SS Camaro (since he crashed my plane)

Granted. But my rotten, stinking corpse stays in the trunk

Originally Posted by pimpkid

I wish I had 10 more feet of snow to shovel

Granted!!! But you have to shovel it with a teaspoon.

I wish the Phillies win the 2008 World Series!!!