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Today is the day...
...that I became a Jock$tocks trillionaire. Just the twelfth Jock$tocks trillionaire in history, to be exact. Here is the recently published article in the Wall Street Journal:
******* April 24, 2021 Wall Street Journal From his humble beginnings as a $10-millionaire, former Wall Street Sports trader, Prone Eisenrott, has spent the last decade putting his skills to a new challenge at Jock$tocks, where successfully navigated the murky waters of fantasy athlete stock trading and soon reached a level of success not seen by Warren Buffett, Bill Gates, or even Jeff Bezos. When asked about his most recent accomplishment, Prone remained humble, stating "It's not really a big deal to me. I'm just doing what I love. Plus, it's not like I can spend the money anyway." Prone's down-to-earth, workaday attitude was evident with every statement he made during our interview. And while it is true that he won't be able to spend the money, it's also true that he won't be taxed on the money either. Now that's a kind of currency we would all love to own. ********
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Find us on for updates, including site issues. Also now on Reddit, not that I'm sure what we're doing there yet. Don't piss off old people- the older we get, the less life in prison is a deterrent. I'm pretty confident my last words will be 'well crap, that didn't work'. Of all the things I've lost over the years, I think I miss my metabolism most of all. Nachos are just tacos that don't have their s_it together. I'm not adding this year to my age because I really didn't use it. Ever notice that extra fries and exercise sound a lot alike? |
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bestest site... "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." (Albert Einstein) |
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Welcome to the club. Always room for more new members.
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A dirty dozen now.
The Times They Are A-Changin' Your determination and hard work paid off. Congrats. Get some free
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Now up to 20. There goes the neighborhood!
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https://images.barrons.com/im-207463...45378151260505
Welcome to the Penthouse guys. Room for 7 more at this shack. We'll have to upsize after those 7.
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bestest site... "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." (Albert Einstein) |
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Tighten' up Beast......#28 is close.
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no |
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SayOw and carjam joined today.............
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Having a dog named shark at the beach was a bad idea Why is there a highway to hell but only a stairway to heaven It's wierd being the same age as old people My mom didn't raise no dummy, if she did it would be my sister I told my wife to embrace her faults......she hugged me I took a DNA test- God is my father When I ask if you want me to be honest, please say no |