Oh my

[rich76]

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonishedto see that his bed was nicely made and everything was ! picked u p. Then
he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was
addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom
and you.
I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I
knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos,
tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is 25 years older than I
am.
But it's not only the passion... Dad, she's pregnant. Stacy said that
we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
of firewood for the whole winter! We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
the other people that
live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that
science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves
it.
Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday
I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.


Love, Your son Jeff

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. Just wanted to remind you that there
are worse things in life than a report card. That is
in my center desk drawer.

Call me when it's safe to come home.

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[StockTrader]

lmfao! An excellent prank!

Nick