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Grandma vs Grandpa
Grandma....different from Grandpa
A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning, he would take his seven-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some bonding time, just he and his granddaughter. One particular Sunday morning, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter out. When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?" "Oh, yes, Pa Pa," the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't see a single dumb bastid or lousy schitt head anywhere we went today!" Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
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