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Rory McIlroy's danish...and 'seat filler'
http://www.cbssports.com/golf/eye-on...face-in-danish
....well, not his.....a Brit picks up a danish, thinks he sees Rory's face in it, and decides to make a big bet on him to win the Masters funny, someone else coulda looked at that pastry, thought it looked like Paul McCartney, and decide they need to assassinate him  Meanwhile, in the REAL world, an odd number of players made the cut, so Rory got paired up with a 'marker' ...a lucky Augusta member asked to play with Rory to complete the pairings. Rory didn't have a horrible round, by any means, shooting 71....but this amateur stepped on the course and shot a 70
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13 Apr 2014, 08:54 AM
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remember this......that member (Jeff Knox) might have been playing from the white tees. That being said........he STILL beat Rory and McIlroy had nothing but praise for his game.....especially his putting
http://q.usatoday.com/2014/04/12/the...ilroy-augusta/
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