Piorities

[rich76]

A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine

restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their

table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him

later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who was

that?"

"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well,

that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a

divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember,

if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more

wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Jaguar in the

garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous

babe on his arm.

"Who's that woman with Moishe?" asks the

wife.

"That's his mistress," says her husband.

"Ours is

prettier," she

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