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A-Rod back in New York...
Yes, as a Yankee...
10 years/275 Million
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hmmm....I gotta get me one of those manager dudes to help renegotiate my salary. I have too much humility to ask for ridiculous numbers myself but would have no trouble inking my scratch on a godzillion percent wage hike.
Last year he made around 50 large every at bat!! I wonder what a quarter billion is going to work out to per at bat? ridiculous...(http://dict.die.net/ridiculous/) 1.1. Fitted to excite ridicule; absurd and laughable; unworthy of serious consideration; as, a ridiculous dress or behavior. 2: completely devoid of wisdom or good sense; "the absurd excuse that the dog ate his homework"; "ask a nonsensical question and get a nonsensical answer"; "a contribution so small as to be laughable"; "it is ludicrous to call a cottage a mansion"; "a preposterous attempt to turn back the pages of history"; "her conceited assumption of universal interest in her rather dull children was ridiculous" [syn: absurd, derisory, laughable, ludicrous, nonsensical, preposterous] 3: broadly or extravagantly humorous; resembling farce; "the wild farcical exuberance of a clown"; "ludicrous green hair" [syn: farcical, ludicrous]
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42k per at bat based on 4 AB for 162 games.
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Thats for now... From what i've heard there could be a lofty bonus if he breaks a HR Record or two....
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i'll trust your math, but will add...for ten years straight!! It would go up if he missed any games, slight a chance as that may seem!
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bestest site... "He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." (Albert Einstein) |
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The numbers are bizarrely huge no matter how you slice these contracts...............use the same 42k per AB and use a viable 4.2 pitches (he averages slightly less than that over his career) and it breaks down further yet to $10,000 for every PITCH he sees................'course as was pointed out to me once, he's paid to do more than bat...so 10k/pitch would mean he plays defense for free...lol
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For $10K per pitch, I would GLADLY throw in the defense for free...heck I'd even volunteer as bat boy, towel boy, and jock strap washer |
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oh I dunno....I might draw the line on washing jocks...............but then for 10k a pitch I could hire someone to do it for me
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You can hire alot of people to do alot of things for you with that type of money.
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Come on now....$10K a pitch...just say you went up 3 times and swing at the first pitch and flied out....thats a cool $30,000 for ONE DAY....I'd just invest in some tongs, industrial strength rubber gloves, and a lot of bleach....those jocks will be bright and white! |