FYI: revised hockey schedule

[islandgirl]

Toronto Maple Leafs 2008 schedule (revised)

January
15 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls
22 vs. Beaver Troop #101
29 vs. CNIB Senior Team

February
5 vs. Spanish-American War Vets
12 vs. Crippled Children's Hospital
19 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
26 vs. Girl Guide Troop #69

March
5 vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3
12 vs. Church Street Boy's Choir
19 vs. Korean War Amputees
26 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients


Name Change:
The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons' as they are only good for one period, and they don't have a second string.

Coaching Change:
Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will blow a few, but she won't choke up on the BIG ONE.

Rule Changes:
1. When playing the Girl Guides, the Leafs must not eat their cookies.
2. The Leafs will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the game.
3. When playing the Polio Patients, the Leafs must not disconnect any of the leg braces.
4. The Leafs MUST PROMISE to remember that when the referee drops the puck, this signals the beginning of play. This is to ensure that no more time will be wasted while the Leafs try to figure out what just happened.
6. The Leafs must also stop tangling the crippled children in the net mesh.

"GOLF LEAFS GOLF"

sorry, couldn't help it

[jeremy_r_tuttle]

You forgot their game against the school for the blind

[rich76]

Originally Posted by islandgirl

Toronto Maple Leafs 2008 schedule (revised)

January
15 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls
22 vs. Beaver Troop #101
29 vs. CNIB Senior Team

February
5 vs. Spanish-American War Vets
12 vs. Crippled Children's Hospital
19 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
26 vs. Girl Guide Troop #69

March
5 vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3
12 vs. Church Street Boy's Choir
19 vs. Korean War Amputees
26 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients


Name Change:
The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons' as they are only good for one period, and they don't have a second string.

Coaching Change:
Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will blow a few, but she won't choke up on the BIG ONE.

Rule Changes:
1. When playing the Girl Guides, the Leafs must not eat their cookies.
2. The Leafs will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the game.
3. When playing the Polio Patients, the Leafs must not disconnect any of the leg braces.
4. The Leafs MUST PROMISE to remember that when the referee drops the puck, this signals the beginning of play. This is to ensure that no more time will be wasted while the Leafs try to figure out what just happened.
6. The Leafs must also stop tangling the crippled children in the net mesh.

"GOLF LEAFS GOLF"

sorry, couldn't help it

[parrotheadduff]

Funny stuff. How come they didn't schedule more games against the Brooooooons?

[TroyB911]

It was funny. Funnier would of been to see the backlash if I had said it LOL.

[islandgirl]

Originally Posted by jeremy_r_tuttle

You forgot their game against the school for the blind

29 vs. CNIB Senior Team

I think they'll be lucky to get to the shoot-out

[StormJr]

Originally Posted by TroyB911

It was funny. Funnier would of been to see the backlash if I had said it LOL.

having a bad rep sucks huh. Only one person to blame.

[nightmare29]

From a Habs fan... love it.

[parrotheadduff]

Originally Posted by TroyB911

It was funny. Funnier would of been to see the backlash if I had said it LOL.

It's not always about you

[rich76]

Originally Posted by parrotheadduff

It's not always about you

But it is.........

[parrotheadduff]

Originally Posted by rich76

But it is.........

Aint that the sad truth