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1 | 9.09% |
| Cheetah |
  
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Who wins?
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24 Jul 2013, 04:27 PM
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no matter how you slice it, whoever wins is a cheetah
for you old WSSers, I am notacheetah 
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24 Jul 2013, 04:42 PM
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The only possible way Johnson would win (I say Johnson because he would beat Hester) is if it was like a 20 meter race. haha I think Johnson would get a quicker start than Mr. Cheetah. Not sure though.
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24 Jul 2013, 05:06 PM
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I wonder if the cheetah even knows he's in a race.
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24 Jul 2013, 05:32 PM
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Thy could have Aaron Hernandez handcuffed at the end of the finish line for the Cheetah to have incentive to run the race.
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24 Jul 2013, 06:26 PM
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well, it's not like this race will have the 3 of them lined up and awaiting a starter's gun......and of course we know it has to be like a 40 yard tops race. I mean, no human reaches 60mph like cheetahs do, but I don't know how quickly they get UP to that (which would be the only reason this would be suggested)
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24 Jul 2013, 06:40 PM
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Smack that puss right out of the gate!...Then run for your life for ten yards turn around and smack that puss again....repeat.
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24 Jul 2013, 06:50 PM
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25 Jul 2013, 08:13 AM
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